For this editorial, you’ll choose the outcome.

For this editorial, you’ll choose the outcome. We’ll publish the best one you submit to thejambar@gmail.com. To complete it, you need: __________________[The name of a university official] __________________[Verb] __________________[Adverb] __________________[Plural noun] __________________[Verb] __________________[Past tense verb] __________________[Verb] __________________[Plural noun] __________________[Adjective] __________________[Plural noun] __________________[Noun] __________________[Plural noun] __________________[Verb] __________________[Verb] __________________[Noun] __________________[Whatever is making you mad right now] __________________[Second university official] __________________[The next thing you overhear] __________________[Verb] __________________[Noun (place)] __________________[Campus organization] __________________[Verb] __________________[Noun] __________________[Plural noun] __________________[Plural noun] __________________[Bizarre clothing item] Unbelievable! __________________ [The name of a university official] has been ___________ [Verb] this past week. We _______ [Adverb] can’t believe it! After several ___________ [Plural noun] and a ____________ [Verb], ______________ [The name of a university official] officially ____________ [Past tense verb]. This was long overdue. If YSU truly wants to ___________ [Verb] and improve its image among the ________________ [Plural noun], the administration can no longer turn a blind eye to these _________________ [Adjective] _____________ [Plural noun]. The students need to voice their concerns about this egregious error of _____________ [Noun]. Until then, the _________________ [Plural noun] that __________________ [Verb] this university, will continue to __________________ [Verb] you over a _________________ [Noun]. And don’t even get us started on parking, tuition and ________________ [Whatever is making you mad right now]. That last one is the worst. Here’s what _________________________[Second University official] had to say about that. “____________” [The next thing you overhear],” ________________________ [Second University official] said. It’s like they don’t even care! The collusion doesn’t end there. A public records request filed by The Jambar revealed that ____________ [University official] was _____________ [Verb] with ____________ [Second University Official] in the ______________ [Noun (place)]. First, Dunkin’ Donuts in Kilcawley Center doesn’t take gift cards or coupons and now ______________________ [Campus organization] has the nerve to _________________ [Verb] the _____________________ [Noun] right under our noses. Can you believe that? We sure can’t. The point is our tuition dollars apparently cover _________ [Plural noun], ___________ [Plural noun] and _________ [Bizarre clothing item]. This cannot continue. Ain’t nobody got time for that!  

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